warm carl

(n.) When a partners shits on you but you are protected by saran wrap.

Also see hot carl and cold carl.

She gave me a hot carl but I didn't have to shower afterwards.

by Mango January 02, 2003

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Warm Cantaloupes

The opposite of cool beans

"I can go to the movies tonight!"
"Cool beans!"
"Ugh I can't go..."
"Warm cantaloupes"

by saraheebsss June 08, 2009

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Warm Balls

Someone who is a "stand up guy" has warm balls. The art of being a "man" (take charge, strong beliefs, tough in spirit, and action) yet warm and charming. Akin to testosterone charisma.

Have you met Jp? He has warm balls

by TheCofC September 06, 2010

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when someone warm mugs, it's when you put your hand in your pants and cup your balls for a long time either for pleasure, for fun, or simply because it literally makes your hand warm. when you are warm mugging it feels like your grabbing a warm mug because it heats your hand, and the shape is very similar.

"dude get your hand out of your pants that's gross i don't want to see that!"- Sam
"nah bro i'm warm mugging it's awesome!"- Brandon
"oh my bad i'm gonna join you!"- Sam

by johnglenn69 September 24, 2016

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Warm Milk

The beverage which one drinks while thinking of excuses to explain why they cant fish because their wife, girlfriend, or significant other won’t let them.

All the guys met at the hook to catch Albies while TJ sat home and drank warm milk.

by Das Milkman October 16, 2018

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