warm carl

(n.) When a partners shits on you but you are protected by saran wrap.

Also see hot carl and cold carl.

She gave me a hot carl but I didn't have to shower afterwards.

by Mango January 2, 2003

Warm Cantaloupes

The opposite of cool beans

"I can go to the movies tonight!"
"Cool beans!"
"Ugh I can't go..."
"Warm cantaloupes"

by saraheebsss June 8, 2009

Warm Balls

Someone who is a "stand up guy" has warm balls. The art of being a "man" (take charge, strong beliefs, tough in spirit, and action) yet warm and charming. Akin to testosterone charisma.

Have you met Jp? He has warm balls

by TheCofC September 6, 2010

warm mug

when someone warm mugs, it's when you put your hand in your pants and cup your balls for a long time either for pleasure, for fun, or simply because it literally makes your hand warm. when you are warm mugging it feels like your grabbing a warm mug because it heats your hand, and the shape is very similar.

"dude get your hand out of your pants that's gross i don't want to see that!"- Sam
"nah bro i'm warm mugging it's awesome!"- Brandon
"oh my bad i'm gonna join you!"- Sam

by johnglenn69 September 23, 2016

Warm Milk

The beverage which one drinks while thinking of excuses to explain why they cant fish because their wife, girlfriend, or significant other won’t let them.

All the guys met at the hook to catch Albies while TJ sat home and drank warm milk.

by Das Milkman October 15, 2018

the warm shoulder

To take a poop on a person's shoulder when they are feeling depressed or sodden in order to make them feel better.

I gave Jesse the warm shoulder because his girlfriend dumped him.

by Jesse James Fuckface November 9, 2009

Tape Warm

A person who is very knowledgeable about music, from any genre, from the mid 80's to the mid 90's when digital audio tapes were in heavy circulation.

I'm not feeling these new kats coming into the rap game, now a days. I'm still a tape warm at heart, all I listen to is illmatic and Paid in Full

by Food.N.Liquor June 24, 2009