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Phone vulture 

A person who spends the entire day waiting for a phone call, usually darting their eyes to the phone every few seconds to see if it would start magically ringing. Like a vulture, whenever someone else would like to make a phonecall or receive one, the phone-vulture screams at them to "keep the freaking lines open", and on most occasions rears up to attack.

For cellphone-users, people usually look at the screen every two minutes to see the time, and check their inbox for any unread text-messages.
Fred: Did you see how Jenny was waiting around the phone like that? My grandmother is calling today and she won't let me use it.

Carol: Oh, yeah. She had a one night stand with Tom and he's supposed to call her. Of course he never will, but you know how much of a phone vulture she can be.
Phone vulture by Red_Stump August 25, 2009

graft vulture 

A graft vulture is a person who has no shame in stealing your women usually very handsome isn't scared to put in a shift
That guy is a graft vulture
graft vulture by Graft vulture April 5, 2017

Content Vulture 

An account with many followers that steals original content and passes it off as their own, often for the sole purpose of monetary gain. Content Vultures gain a following by reposting content that has already become popular.

This type of account can be found on any site but is most successful on sites like twitter and instagram, where viewers often share posts without checking the source.

Synonym: reposter

Hypernym of TweetDecker (see TweetDecking)
"Do you follow @Dory on twitter?"

"No, Twitter banned them for being a Content Vulture."
Content Vulture by homograph May 13, 2020

Blue Vulture

Noun.

The term used for any consumable item found in a public space. examples include a half-full bottle of soda, a sealed pack of cigarettes, or an untampered Hershey's kiss.

The name is in reference to the scavenger perk featured in the call of duty franchise and how ammo packs in the games usually show a blue vulture icon above them if you have the perk equipped.
hold on a sec, I see a blue vulture. someone forgot their soda can. mine now!
Blue Vulture by the117doctor December 28, 2022

Dope vulture 

A person that sells you tree or your drug of choice and then hangs out with you until they help you use it all (with them) , and then they have to go all of the sudden.
Stoner: man I borrowed a dime from you and now you want me to smoke my whole blunt with you.Wtf are you a fuckin dope vulture or something?

Parking spot vulture 

Parking spot vultures may often converge in droves of three cars or more, waiting ten or more minutes to get a spot in a parking lot. Parking spot vultures do not like to walk long distances or find another lot. They hover in the same lot, and even vigilantly look to see when a person is going to get in their car, so they can grab that spot. This happens in mall lots, supermarket lots, and other tight places where parking is a premium.
Wow. I thought I would never make it to the library. As soon as I entered the lot, there was a parking spot vulture in front of me, waiting to grab the last parking spot. I ended up parking on a side street and walking.
Parking spot vulture by boggler April 16, 2016