Fey-Sized

Verb

any object small enough to easily get lost between crevices and swiped by fairies only to be found in wildly unrelated locations. Examples given: 10mm socket, PC case screws, coins, batteries, marbles, etc.
Hey, please watch out, that's a fey-sized pen spring and I really don't want it lost.

Don't worry man, I'm just gonna-

*twing, out the cracked window!*

...

*CRIES OF ANGUISH*
by the117doctor March 11, 2025
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Blue Vulture

Noun.

The term used for any consumable item found in a public space. examples include a half-full bottle of soda, a sealed pack of cigarettes, or an untampered Hershey's kiss.

The name is in reference to the scavenger perk featured in the call of duty franchise and how ammo packs in the games usually show a blue vulture icon above them if you have the perk equipped.
hold on a sec, I see a blue vulture. someone forgot their soda can. mine now!
by the117doctor December 28, 2022
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Fey-Sized

Adjective. There's no official size range available, but any item small enough to easily get lost in the strangest of places earns itself this description because it's small enough to be picked up by a mischievous fairy, fae, or other small mystical creature looking to cause minor inconveniences.
don't take your eyes off of that fey-sized 10 mm socket! It's the fourth one I had to buy and I KNOW that little twerp WILL disappear!
by the117doctor April 26, 2025
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