A period of a relationship where two people tend to hang out together and talk constantly to each other, sometimes even ignoring their other friends. Symptoms of friend-lust include:
- Wanting to spend time with the person constantly and having a strange craving to see said person at random periods of the day
- Talking with the person constantly, whether it be through texts, IM's, and in-person communication (e-mails do not count)
- Experiencing jealousy when the person talks about their best friends
- Making up numerous inside-jokes and/or nicknames in one sitting, when you know you two probably won't remember them the next day
- And in extreme cases, day dreams about having freaky friends-with-benefits sex with said person.
The symptoms continue until the relationship dies down into best-friendliness or fizzles out because the person is getting too goddamn annoying.
- Wanting to spend time with the person constantly and having a strange craving to see said person at random periods of the day
- Talking with the person constantly, whether it be through texts, IM's, and in-person communication (e-mails do not count)
- Experiencing jealousy when the person talks about their best friends
- Making up numerous inside-jokes and/or nicknames in one sitting, when you know you two probably won't remember them the next day
- And in extreme cases, day dreams about having freaky friends-with-benefits sex with said person.
The symptoms continue until the relationship dies down into best-friendliness or fizzles out because the person is getting too goddamn annoying.
Willard: Hey, you know where Jakeme is? I can't find him anywhere.
Sara: Yeah, he's with Torrence at the mall.
Willard: Ugh. Again? Talk about friend-lust.
Sara: Yeah, he's with Torrence at the mall.
Willard: Ugh. Again? Talk about friend-lust.
by Red_Stump August 23, 2009
A person who spends the entire day waiting for a phone call, usually darting their eyes to the phone every few seconds to see if it would start magically ringing. Like a vulture, whenever someone else would like to make a phonecall or receive one, the phone-vulture screams at them to "keep the freaking lines open", and on most occasions rears up to attack.
For cellphone-users, people usually look at the screen every two minutes to see the time, and check their inbox for any unread text-messages.
For cellphone-users, people usually look at the screen every two minutes to see the time, and check their inbox for any unread text-messages.
Fred: Did you see how Jenny was waiting around the phone like that? My grandmother is calling today and she won't let me use it.
Carol: Oh, yeah. She had a one night stand with Tom and he's supposed to call her. Of course he never will, but you know how much of a phone vulture she can be.
Carol: Oh, yeah. She had a one night stand with Tom and he's supposed to call her. Of course he never will, but you know how much of a phone vulture she can be.
by Red_Stump August 25, 2009