velour

fake velvet
usualy made into a cheep tracksuit worn by a tool eg jamal johnson (blackburn rovers football player)

"jamal what the fuck are you wearing a velour tracksuit for"

by Claire Pearson (former Browns worker) May 15, 2006

Velociraptor

When banging a chick (missionary or doggy style only) proceed to reach under the bed and pull out your 6' (5' minimum) angry iguana. Using the giant meaty tail, proceed to whip her in the face or back (doggy style only) causing lacerations only to be commonly associated with that of an attack of a Velociraptor.

I was banging this chick the other night and she was getting into it with her fingernails. Upon drawing blood, i pulled the trigger...........and gave her a Velociraptor

by Rez90 January 20, 2009

Velocity Express

A shitty company who cares nothing about it's workers.

"I hate you"
"I've just been Velocity Expressed"

by Heywood May 20, 2004

Velocity Water

The ability to shit through a screen door and leave no trace you were ever there.

Man, when we got back from Honduras, I have a wicked case of velocity water. It took me 20 mins to clean to toilet!!

by Havana Manor/ Chef May 9, 2008

Velocedouche

An insult derived from the italian word 'veloce' meaning fast and douche.

velocedouche is a very cool word coined by myself

by craigieburn April 30, 2009

Velocidactyl

A rare animal found in the Rocky Mountains known for it's tenacious defensive abilities, consistent free throw shooting, ability to drive the lane, and killer range and accuracy.

Judging by the Wilt Chamberlain like numbers on the scoreboard, I can only assume a Velocidactyl invaded this blacktop.

by calculus_penguin January 12, 2012

velocitate

to molest or hurt someone

origin: to throw or be thrown violently

Oliver: "You makin' me mad I'm bout to velocitate you"
Lawson: "No bro I dont want no mexican touching me"
Oliver: "Too bad. I'm already bricked up"

by gedlygeem February 1, 2022