Distempered Tuna

An angry female.

Damn man, I'm tired of all this distempered tuna around me....all the bitches keep yelling at me!

by Tuna Lover March 6, 2009

Making Tuna

(V): When a black woman queefs.

I was ordering a foot long at subway when the black woman behind the counter started making tuna.

by The big tuna February 9, 2019

grandma tuna

Due to your grandmas age when she tries to get it on, the resulting ejaculate is congealed and lumpy liked canned tuna.

jizz ejaculate cum

My grandpa came downstairs and had grandma tuna on his face and said “she’s still got it just a little lumpy”

by TheOG18 March 7, 2019

Noodling for tuna

Noodling for tuna is the act of fishing for your lovers pussy under the table with your fingers or fist. The best Tuna Noodlers will perform this with friends or family at the opposite side of the table. Getting cought is a game over.

The Christmas dinner at my parents house got boring so I started noodling for tuna.

by Katkiller99 January 10, 2012

Tu mai en tanga

Your mom on a thong but in Spanish. Usually said when you don't wanna answer a question or have nothing to say(or if your just trying to be funny) .

-Hey do you wanna guess what my next cosplay will be?

-tu mai en tanga

by Tu mai en tanga June 14, 2019

freshwater tuna

A homosexual androgonous male who is flamboyant and always well dressed.

I'm a gay fish of the freshwater tuna species.

by Eden Woods September 1, 2009

Tuna Can Penis

This is a penis that is rather girthy but short in length, similar to a tuna can. Often hard to work with while trying to have relations. Performing Doggy-Style with a woman who has 'back' is out of the question for a man sporting a 'tuna can'. The tuna can cannot enter the zone.

Bill was a very funny guy and great to be with...but we had to break up. He had a tuna can penis and couldn't satisfy or even enter me.

by Smellman March 5, 2009