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Tucker telephone 

A Tucker Telephone is a torture device invented in Tucker State Prison in Arkansas, using the magneto from an old hand-crank telephone. The ground wire was attached to the big toe, the hot wire to the genitals, and crank away. A "long distance call" was an extended series of shocks. The scene depicted in the movie "Brubaker" was a good portrayal of the real practice. "Brubaker" was a realistic portrayal of life in Cummins and Tucker Prison Farms in Arkansas until the prison reforms of Gov. Winthrop Rockefeller. A variation of the Tucker Telephone was used an an interrogation tool in Viet Nam and Abu Graib using stripped-down field telephones. It is still commonly used all over the world.
"Hey, Merle! Prisoner 1531142 jest threw poop on a guard. Let's let him Phone Home on the Tucker Telephone!"
Tucker telephone by davidebert March 23, 2008
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Tucker Death Mix

Everclear, Gatorade, and Redbull. Invented by the great Tucker Max himself, and immortalized in the UT Weekend story. Usually Carried around in a camelbak at a sports event, and used to get extremeley shithoused.
Arik drank Tucker Death Mix last Saturday and woke up in the park covered in puke and dog shit.

Tucker fucker 

A microwave oven. Commonly used slang in Australia. A microwave is a great way to ruin food. Need to defrost meat and half cook it at the same time? Need to make pizza soggy? Need to make the inside of the jam doughnut lava? Look no further than the tucker fucker.
Wife: Can you defrost some chicken for dinner before i get home?
Man: Sure, i'll stick it in the microwave
Wife: Don't stick it in the tucker fucker, it'll be like rubber, just leave it in the sink with some hot water.
Tucker fucker by fcknbobfrank November 22, 2018

Tucker Max Fail 

1) Making claims that are so unrealistic and unbelievably stupid that no is surprised when you fall massively short. Usually occurs to those of limited cognitive abilities i.e. Tucker Max

2) Blowing $12 million of someone else's money
"I borrowed £12 million to make a film that turned out to be the worst comedy in history. The script I wrote was especially poor."

"That's a Tucker Max Fail"
Tucker Max Fail by boatman_eric October 29, 2009

Tucker's Remorse 

Anxiety experienced by a male to female cross dresser when it's time to remove the tape used to tuck their genitals back to avoid a man bulge in their dress or yoga pants.
Dan loved nothing more than being Danielle on the weekends. At least everything about it but the Tucker's Remorse.
Tucker's Remorse by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2015

tucker-butt 

Any instance in which one shits their pants accidentally. Possible causes are rectum control problems, diarrhea, or even sharting.
Brad showed up late to class because he had a nasty case of Tucker-Butt

Tucker Beared 

To be mauled, bit, licked, had your shoes stolen, rammed, jumped on, or had your car tires peed on by an extremely large chocolate lab.
He didn't have a chance, and soon as he entered the door, he was savagely Tucker Beared by his chocolate lab.
Tucker Beared by Plaid-man November 17, 2009