Trophy wife

A female who will take all your money and cheat with your neighbors husband while you're at work.

My dad thought he upgraded when he found a trophy wife

by Chinchilla February 15, 2017

Trophy Shot

When one owns an extensive trophy case of dozens of empty alcohol bottles, draining the last few drops from every bottle to mix a formidable drink.

"John was desperate for alch last night, so he did a trophy shot in the kitchen. He almost vommed!"

by coldwontrise August 14, 2009

trophy pony

A beautiful person who dies at your house party. They can be a celebrity, but that is not a necessity. It does not imply that you are responsible for the death, merely that you enjoy the notoriety that accompanies such an event.

Desiree OD'd at Tanya's house. Definitely her trophy pony.

by Kikki8899 June 9, 2013

Trophy Booty

A derrière worthy of a prize or trophy.

Damn girl you gotta trophy booty!

by Amyaintnolove September 22, 2014

Trophy loader

A trophy loader is a loader who conveys more value to the gun employing them than simply putting cartridges in the shotgun. A trophy loader might be a successful competition shooter, a well-known or prestigious coach, or might be considered aesthetically pleasing.

I have employed top shot and esteemed coach Ed Solomons as my trophy loader for the shoot day next week.

by Elbie March 3, 2014

trophy casing

The act of taking a gigantic single poop in the toilet and not flushing it so the next person to look in the toilet sees your humungous single terd.

It helps to throw away the toilet paper somewhere else like in a trash can or in another toilet.

Sizes vary, but are expected to be at least 2" in girth and 10" long.

shit, poop, terd, toilet, trophy casing

by meeeee90 March 6, 2014

trophy shelf

The collection of liquor bottles left across a counter, table, shelf, or any other flat surface after a night of hard drinking

Did you see the Trophy Shelf we left after Alex's party?

by Dinosaur laser fight April 22, 2016