Trump Treatment

When you go to a foreign country, order a presidential suite, and get videotaped watching two prostitutes pee on each other.

Guy 1: Dude when I went to Brazil, I totally got the Trump treatment!
Guy 2: Classic Trump treatment!

by Lsmei Mndeifar January 24, 2017

mike jones treatment

in reference to lyrics in Badd by ying yang twins and mike jones- Givin' her that mike jones treatment

meaing to fuck the shit outa sum girl

Ayo, i meat this dime last night, i took her to the crib and i gave her the mike jones treatment.

by corey689767 May 21, 2006

Bathtub Treatment

The Bathtub Treatment is actually a collection of treatments for the body of a significant other after he or she passes away. Once she does, one must immediately take her body and preserve it in a bathtub with ethanol. The advantage of this, is that the body will always be preserved and ready for sex after proper preparation. In order to prepare for sex with the deceased significant other, she must be warmed. This is accomplished by placing a standard Ball Park hot dog into the microwave for approximately 45 seconds. Once the hot dog has been heated, it is placed into the vagina where thermodynamics will warm the surrounding area. After about ten minutes, your favorite vagina is ready for sex. Due to the hot dog's grease and warmth, the vagina is now wet and eager for you engorged penis. At this point, you should have sex, then clean yourself and your partner. Replace her in the bathtub and repeat as necessary. Remember to top off the ethanol as it evaporates rapidly. Investing in a bathtub cover would be most frugal.

After the death of Alicia, Kavan moved quickly to perform the Bathtub Treatment correctly.

by Fucked_her_rotten February 26, 2011

Red Carpet Treatment

(a) When you go down on a woman when she is on her period, or
(b) when you do a girl in all sorts of positions when she is on her cycle
(c) when you finger a girl/woman inside her while she is on her period.

Dude, my girl is so horny when she's on the rag, I had to give her the red carpet treatment.

by MarquesW June 24, 2010

Gasper Treatment

BWAAAHAHAHAHA!!!!


That is sooooo owned!!!

Better than being jimmed lol

by Liquid-Cesium March 15, 2005

Silent Treatment

Saying to someone "you don't matter" without saying it

"Mom, please just talk to me. Please."

Mom: ...silent treatment for days and days

by Witchywoman8899 June 6, 2022

the scooby doo treatment

When a mixed-gender group of teen-aged friends or relatives enters a hotel and the innkeeper automatically assumes that their rooms will be gender-segregated. May also apply to people staying at a private residence.
Originates from the consistency seen in hotel check-ins by the gang in the Scooby Doo cartoons.

It took so long to get checked in because even though Shauna & I and Sam & Charlotte are couples, the desk clerk gave us the scooby doo treatment.

by gonna pop you one August 5, 2007