minty python

When you use a strong mint mouthwash before giving a guy oral

"Damn, Carol gave me a minty python last night"

by Knight of Nip July 9, 2020

Python Dual Wield

When you have to piss and shit and the same time.

Person1: I have to use the bathroom
Person2 : just go in that corner over there
Person1: no can do buckaroo, I’m rocking a python dual wield

by anonymous September 10, 2020

Python Meal

Eating a meal so large that you are nearly catatonic for 2 days while it digests.

I just ate a python meal, so I'll see you in about 2 days.

by arykosis December 13, 2012

don-python

When you wrap your legs around the person's waist and squeeze as hard as you can.

DON-PYTHON! DON-PYTHON!

He did the Don-python!

by Don chertt December 4, 2011

Python Orgy

When you tie your flaccid penis into a knot with the boys. The first to get hard loses and has to eat a soggy waffle prepared by his compatriots. He also gets his penis privileges revoked (✂️)

Me and the boys had a python orgy last night. I lost, so i’m undergoing penis reattachment surgery later this week. I can’t wait to play again!

by Baby Gronk January 12, 2024

Python

A bitch made ass programming language for pussies

P1: I program

P2: I program as well

P1: What language? C? Java? C++

P2: Python

P1: Bitch made ass nigga

by Jeviaun January 19, 2024

Thunder Python

The biggest, baddest dick, you can get in town.

*Not to be confused with the 2022 Loyola-Towson ranger challenge team *

"Yeah, my girl had to get a dose of this thunder python, before I left the jungle."
"You want a taste of this thunder python? That's fine. But, you're gonna have to pay."

"I want your thunder python, daddy. I want it real bad."

"Thunder. Python. *extended moans (but like real genuine ones)*"

by PershingRifleBoy420 December 4, 2022