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more issues than tissues

People who love telling you all thier problems. Drama queens and kings. People to avoid. Energy drainers. P
"X" argh they have more issues than tissues
by auzkiwi July 13, 2016
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More issues than tissues

People who love telling you all thier problems. Drama queens and kings. People to avoid. Energy drainers. P
"X" argh they have more issues than tissues
by auzkiwi July 13, 2016
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Tissue Box Orgasm

when you think you're going to get caught masturbating so you ejaculate as soon as possible and grab the tissues rapidly causing many tissues to come out as well
Guy 1: Dude my mom almost caught me rubbin it out!
Guy 2: That happened to me too, I had a tissue box orgasm, but my mom didnt even come in my room... FUCK
by neverbeencaught1007 April 25, 2010
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a serious box of kleenex tissues

its when someone has got SERIOUS ISSUES n r just completely weird as fuck, with no care or even realise what they say or do is funny but strange
oh my god how funny was emma lastnight, shes off her her head, shes mad! she comes out with some fucked up shit dunt she!
yea she aint all there in the head, she was well makin me laugh she was just doin weird shit, yea shes always like that though isnt she! yea shes got a serious box of kleenex tissues mate!
by SAMANTHA AND NICOLA November 15, 2006
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Pretty self explanatory isnt it?
the tripod mounted twin beam dual reactor multipurpose particle ray with a built in ion cannon 3d particle accelleration device with a tissue mutation bean cryo genetical freezing sereum intergrated missle defence system nuclear powered air refraction device with a titanium plated nano enhanced bio genetic subterranean drilling unit with a cold fusion powered fission controlled pulse repition wave generator with a neuro planted japan made self installed mind manipularisation array with a biodegradable hand made master control terminal with a built in light emitting diode is good
by Hows Your [FACE] October 14, 2006
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gay tissue

A smaller male being passed around in a gay circle jerk as a cleaning rag.
My dad was a gay tissue before he met my mom
by Fudgerlicker October 16, 2016
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Tissue Man

A man that uses tissues when pleasuring himself, but fails to properly dispose of them. Their dwelling is often littered with used tissues, resulting in an unpleasant and often sticky enviroment.
Well I see the tissue man was here, the place looks like it snowed indoors!
by Uncle Trappy April 9, 2025
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