Draco Timing

Basically, you come into a group chat as soon as something sexual is going on.

“Damn, you got some Draco Timing.”
or
“Jennifer has another sense. Perfect Draco Timing.”

by Kek Nug June 7, 2018

Timetoreturnallyourunwantedgiftsforstorecreditday

Timetoreturnallyourunwantedgiftsforstorecreditday: Noun, Any day from Dec.26- January 31st to exchange your unwanted gifts back to the stores they were bought at for Store credit due to lack of receipts.

Boy 1: awww I got socks...
Boy 2: so did I but mom will get mad if we say it. Lets ask dad if he can help us

Boy 2: Dad can we take this back to the store? :C
Dad: not yet you have to wait until Timetoreturnallyourunwantedgiftsforstorecreditday.

Boy 1: What is that dad?
Dad: Its the days that I usually go to find all the stores your mom went to so I can take back all the clothes she bought me so I can get a new TV.

by ReturnPoIicy December 27, 2010

Perfect timing

The quality of diamond jewelry when hits just the right light and achieves it's highest potential of brilliance.

Damn bro, your ice got perfect timing out here in sunny Miami!

by Hoodrich GM May 6, 2018

2 timing

When a guy dates two girls at the same times, and alternates back and forth between them. Usually the girls find out eventually SO DON'T DO IT.

Girl 1: Im dating Jaylan
Girl 2: wtf me too!
Girl 1: He must be 2 timing us :(

by n_m1237 December 3, 2016

tiits

A person that has three nipples; three tits

Jenny had a really hard time buying a bra because she has tiits.

by hi_from_me October 23, 2009

Timie

Usually of the female sex, although given such name wouldn't lend one to believe such. It may be due to such name that said females are totally and completely insane. They have very few friends, of which most are relatively new due to mental instability. Most, if not all, of these creatures crave unwarranted attention due to having the smallest amounts of self-confidence.

Originating from small, Alabama towns, of which there is almost no culture other than traditional enclaves of racist thought, this creature sees nothing outside the world they have chosen to create in their own mind.

Man 1: Did you see that girl over in the corner?

Man 2: yeah, heard she was a Timie type, doesn't care for others except where it benefits her. And she'll f*cking go crazy on you for no reason.

Man 1: Thanks for the heads up, I don't play with crazy

by archaeologic April 23, 2010

Timi

Prison slang noun for intimidation.

Jack put the timi on John in order to get John to pick up the soap he dropped in the prison shower.

by Jaebum April 22, 2011