these aren't my glasses

A statement made by a victim waking up during an event of being teabagged, with the actor's balls on the victim's eyes.

May also logically extent to breasts.

Tim sleeps. Bruce teabags Tim.

Tim (waking up to balls covering his eyes): Hey, these aren't my glasses.
Bruce: Yes, they are.
Tim: Oh. Then I'll have to talk to my eye prescriptionist about this. I can't see anything through them.

by Moogle Earth January 24, 2013

you see these dogs in your front yard

If you see these dogs in your front yard, just know someone's upstairs clapping

you see these dogs in your front yard, just know upstairs I'm going hard. BING BONg

by idkman77777777 December 11, 2021

these girls™

These Girls™ is a unproblematic groupchat that constantly makes spelling mistakes and are always making fun of each other. Daniel Seavey lurks in the twitter groupchat and pays dust, Zach Herron lurks in the snapchat groupchat and also pays dust. Corbyn Besson is sort of their bestfriend and Jack and Jonah couldn't care less to pop in. The funniest and most beautiful people are in this groupchat and they are all really close friends.

These Girls™ is constantly getting paid dust
Look, These Girls™ are making fun of each other once again

by thesegirls™ October 28, 2017

Thuesday

The window between Tuesday and Thursday. Or when disorganized dump heavys are aloud to make a plan.

We will be cheering on Thuesday.

by Bj114 October 17, 2018

Tahuse

Swedish slang word meant to invite an enemy to engage in a one-on-one fight at Vitahuset Pizzeria.

"I'm in awe with your lack of practicality. I kindly recommend you to quit trying and go live in the woods."

"I do not appreciate your comment. Therefore, I have decided to disregard every word you have said to me recently and jerked off with them. I would appreciate if you kept your words to yourself and let my ears swim in a sea of silence."

"I firmly believe you have crossed the line here, kind sir. I will now go ahead and demand that you accept my challenge of "Tahuse". "Tahuse". "Tahuse."

"Tahuse. Tahuse. Tahuse. You son of an unloving mother."

by Matthiasdalt2 January 31, 2021

Clap those alien cheeks

To have sex with an alien. In these terms clappingdoes not at all refer to slapping your hands together but instead the sound one makes while having sex.

This phrase became popular in 2019 when the Area 51 Raid was still popular. People used the term to mean that they would break into Area 51 and have sex with one or multiple aliens whilst there.

Person A: Imma go clap those alien cheeks during the Area 51 Raid
Person B: Rex that meme is dead get help

by Orge October 27, 2019

Put these foolish ambitions to rest.

A phrase used by Margit, The Fell Omen to gloat every time he kicked my maidenless ass.

Me: *dies*

Margit, The Fell Omen: Put these foolish ambitions to rest.

by Exterminator (not really) January 1, 2023