Sliding into someone's direct messages (probably on instagram) and trying to get them to be your girlfriend and/or get their nudes.
Look at him, carpin all those diems.
by mcnuggetdestroyer January 10, 2018
you watched the new cody ko video "mom roasts her son's flirting" and are just as confused as sir ko here.
'hey baby your so fine i could commit crimes with those eyes'.... "what does that even mean fuckface, leave me alone"
by elkie June 24, 2021
did u see that loser over there?
yeah he's one of those people who put definitions for their names
ugh
yeah he's one of those people who put definitions for their names
ugh
by zinkredible September 05, 2015
A lite hearted remark made to comment on someone being one-way , or only thinking of themself. A reference to how many streets in Philidelphia (and other cities) are one-way.
**Philly may be replaced with any city that has one-way streets**
**Philly may be replaced with any city that has one-way streets**
by A.Melon January 05, 2006
diem's as in direct messages. When the world is going to shit around you and you're still on your phone.
Lame guy: Why are you on your phone during a turdstorm?
Cool guy: Lay off me I'm carpin all those diems
Cool guy: Lay off me I'm carpin all those diems
by Greg Dingwell November 01, 2017
A phrase you say when a friend, who constantly plays the victim, tells you for the millionth time
how miserable is his life, while refusing to see the bright aspects you keep mentioning.
how miserable is his life, while refusing to see the bright aspects you keep mentioning.
"And then, when I asked my parents for extra money, they refused and instead of that asked me to take the garbage out. Ain´t that cruel?"
I understand you... Better Put A Blanket Around Those Chickens!
I understand you... Better Put A Blanket Around Those Chickens!
by rperazag May 19, 2010
by Dreamnotfound ;) May 20, 2021