carpin all those diems

Sliding into someone's direct messages (probably on instagram) and trying to get them to be your girlfriend and/or get their nudes.
Look at him, carpin all those diems.
by mcnuggetdestroyer January 10, 2018
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you watched the new cody ko video "mom roasts her son's flirting" and are just as confused as sir ko here.
'hey baby your so fine i could commit crimes with those eyes'.... "what does that even mean fuckface, leave me alone"
by elkie June 24, 2021
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A lite hearted remark made to comment on someone being one-way , or only thinking of themself. A reference to how many streets in Philidelphia (and other cities) are one-way.

**Philly may be replaced with any city that has one-way streets**
"You are just like those streets in Philly, you could have offered me some coffee."
by A.Melon January 05, 2006
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carpin all those diems

diem's as in direct messages. When the world is going to shit around you and you're still on your phone.
Lame guy: Why are you on your phone during a turdstorm?
Cool guy: Lay off me I'm carpin all those diems
by Greg Dingwell November 01, 2017
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A phrase you say when a friend, who constantly plays the victim, tells you for the millionth time
how miserable is his life, while refusing to see the bright aspects you keep mentioning.
"And then, when I asked my parents for extra money, they refused and instead of that asked me to take the garbage out. Ain´t that cruel?"

I understand you... Better Put A Blanket Around Those Chickens!
by rperazag May 19, 2010
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