Tyrone Therapy

When you and your girl break up, she goes out and finds a big black man (a.k.a. Tyrone) to have relations with. Done usually to make herself feel better about the break up (or similar traumatic event).

Guy: "My best girl and I broke up for the tenth time last night. I saw her walking around today with Tyrone."
Guy's friend: "Forget about her. She's out getting some Tyrone therapy."

by snu snu March 25, 2023

hygiene therapy

1. The act of washing yourself after experiencing something traumatic or witnessing something dirty.

2. When someone washes so rarely that the act of showering becomes a spiritually uplifting experience.

1. After watching 2 girls 1 cup, Sarah felt the need to take a break from the internet and practice some hygiene therapy.

2. During his second year in college, Steve's washing habits deteriorated, giving him a moment of bliss every other month or so after he finally decided to take a shower. And he's a dick.

by roboticjizz May 27, 2012

retail therapy

shopping with the purpose of boosting one's mood

I don't get a mood boost from shopping, so retail therapy isn't even an option.

by The Return of Light Joker July 19, 2010

cooch-therapy

Designed to be a 'safety' word, to pull out, when a couple are having a stupid fuckin' argument over essentially nothing at all.

In this context, a cooch refers to the asshole of either partner.

#1 - You're a dickhead, you're never sensitive towards my feelings!

#2 - Cooch-therapy baby....

by the real mirroring cockhead March 18, 2009

clocktower therapy

A group of mental health professionals in Springfield, IL that help people with a variety of mental health problems.

I'm felling depressed so I'll go see the professionals at Clocktower Therapy Center in Springfield, IL

by c_t_therapy November 26, 2007

Therapy Fuck

The sex you have in order to emotionally feel better.

He's not boyfriend material, but I needed a good therapy fuck after the rough day I had.

by socal4eva November 12, 2010

reality therapy

The cure for unrealistic dreams.

That guy's due for some reality therapy -- sure art school is fun, but what can he do that anyone would pay $7 an hour for?

by Bathsheba February 19, 2009