don’t buy the mug

urban dictionary always seems to want you to buy a mug

who actually buys it ?

“i bought an urban dictionary mug with the word Watermelon Sugar on it”

just don’t buy the mug

don’t buy the mug by tubbolive September 3, 2021

ice cream don't melt in the freezer 

A statement of fact. The truth.

Girl: "Are you hooking up with Michelle?"

Your Answer: "Come on baby, Ice Cream don't melt in the freezer."

ice cream don't melt in the freezer by JPeabody November 12, 2013

Don't count your sheep before the shepherd's market 

Don't assume you have won before the results are in.

"Ive aced that test!"
"Don't count your sheep before the shepherd's market"

Don't count your sheep before the shepherd's market by NIGHTY G May 31, 2019

don't cross the streams

What you tell two people peeing at urinals next to each other to save them from untimely death, in reference to crossing the streams in Ghostbusters.

Woh! Watch out! Don't cross the streams!

don't cross the streams by zipwolf June 28, 2006

you don't bring sand to the beach 

you don't bring your girlfreind or Women to a party or event where there will already be plenty of available pussy (saying originated by EF in 1988)

bringing women or dates when it's not necessary (you don't bring sand to the beach)

you don't bring sand to the beach by FOX1970 November 19, 2011

Don't Break the Seal Night 

Bar special where you drink for free until you have to urinate. Any drinks you get after you "break the seal" have to be paid for.

Carl only managed to get six beers for free on Don't Break the Seal Night...should have gone to the john before.

Don't Break the Seal Night by Anonymous January 2, 2003

you don't want the sauce 

You don't wanna fight or step down

Rachet Hoe: Bitch fight me
Classy ass lady: you don't want the sauce so sit down

you don't want the sauce by BabyBubbles May 31, 2014