Technical support

A place big companies send your call to after dealing with a shitty automated system, just to deal with some fuck in india who you cant understand what so ever.

Herro dees ees abdul with Technical support, how mae i help yew today.

by Creeper Slayer October 17, 2019

Substance Abuse Technician

Drug addict

Steven went back to Rehab due to his profession as a substance abuse technician

by Craig888 September 28, 2019

Power line technician

Closest thing to God, without electricity you have nothing. A combination of lineman and cablemen, the PLT will fix any electrical problem , can diagnose sicknesses, perform surgeries, fly planes and correct engineers work. Mostly outdoorsy , they can make fire with sticks. Working off of little to no sleep ,one could say that the PLT doesn't go to bed, they just wake up.

Oh shit the power went out how Will the surgeon save this persons life?
Bitch please! There's A Power line technician on the way !

by Johnny widmore December 24, 2020

Technillogical

1. A piece of software or hardware that doesn't fit in with present day technology and possibly never will.

2. Software or Hardware that's not needed or obsolete.

Geek1: "You don't need to upgrade to Windows Vista, dude!"
Geek2: "Why not?"
Geek1: "Vista is Technillogical right now. XP is still fine. World of Warcraft looks just as good on XP."

by Tod Alan February 27, 2008

Technochondriac

An individual who's constantly raising the alarm about how new systems (or any systems for that matter) will cause problems or will generally not work period.

James plays these old DOS games with documentation for Adobe Reader 3, and complains about 9 not being fully backwards compatible, and wouldn't you know, the technochondriac then uses that as justification why we shouldn't update.

by mewrei January 26, 2010

techicapped

Some that is feeling technology handicapped or is feeling overwhelmed by technology

Katie is feeling techicapped by trying learn twitter

by jbiker10 July 1, 2011

Campfire technique

When you rub both of your hands back and forth on your dick like making a campfire, works best while watching pornhub.

I used the campfire technique.

by Entitled_Karen September 13, 2019