sweedy

Sweedys hate human interaction and physical contact. They will never be your friend simply because they probably hate you.

Guy 1: "Hey Sweedy, want to hang out?"
Sweedy: "No. I hate you"

by sweedy1 November 17, 2016

sweeney

a small feeble old man who is always right, most of the time has thick classes and wears pants way to high. Yoda in human form.Also mkaes obseen gestures and jokes that no one gets

look at that sweeney over there, what a joke.

by JBRICK October 26, 2007

sweeney

Noun: a free trip obtained by music journalists, usually paid for by a record company, artist's management or event promoter.

Verb: the act of obtaining the above.

"I had this great sweeney to Italy, the label paid airfares, hotel and everything."

"I sweeneyed a great trip to Italy."

Used by World Music journalists in the UK for at least a decade. Named after a UK journalist of that surname who is/was remarkably adept at this skill.

by Ian Anderson January 7, 2009

sweenile

something that is, was, or will be, awesome, cool, delightful, or all around good.

dude! have you heard the new fruitsalad/duckbomb 7"?
yea man it is so sweenile!

by Casey Loring August 24, 2006

sweenis

A sweedish penis.

Look at bubba's huge sweenis, it the hairest one eyed monster i've ever seen.

by chode johnson September 2, 2003

Sweenied

The act of taking advantage of someone. You would use this if someone was ripped off and over paid for something that was not worth much.

"oh man, I got Sweenied the other day, I bought a car for $5000.00 but it was only worth $1500.00."

by M. Bubles April 5, 2010

sweeky

When your "swag" is "on fleek".

Bernie was so sweeky he could get into any retirement home he wanted.

by ginnyandtonic March 29, 2015