stool dancing

The act of flipping a stool over, sitting in between the legs, and rotating your hips. If done properly, this will result in the stool itself spinning with you on it. Much fun.

Stool dancing is fun.

by OMGWTFROFLOL September 15, 2005

stoosed

To be subjected to a poor situation or be victim of a bad event. Similar to smoked, messed up, thrashed, rocked, bashed.

Man, you got stoosed! (After being spit on)

by Paul Chua November 7, 2006

Stoolge

Someone who is a stooge AND a tool at the same time.

Tim: Wow she's so hot!
Marie: Tim you stoolge she's taken!

by Marie001 February 4, 2008

Stooldini

A turd that mysteriously disappears in the toilet bowl before flushing and then reappears for a victory lap after flushing

Little Billy estimated the stooldini at nearly a foot as it emerged from the queens throat 360d and returned

by Dredgfish May 3, 2010

Stool height

a term that came up before the first presidential debate in 2016. Because Trump has a height advantage over Clinton, they discussed letting her stand on a stool to gain height and lessen Trump's advantage. The idea was dropped when it was realized that she had no advantage, as she can pile stool to greater heights than Trump or anyone alive.

After hearing you talk, my stool height meter is pinned!

by Mickey Bitsko October 3, 2016

barr stool

A lying pile of shit

The word is formed from the name William "Barr," infamous Attorney General who lied to Congress, and "stool," a medical term for shit.

Trump got his personal barr stool, when William Barr became Attorney General.
The Barr Stool in Chief said, "Mexico will pay for the wall."

by euphemismo May 3, 2019

runny stool

a chair like object that runs away from you because it doesnt want someones ass in their face.

bob went to sit on the stool and it ran away like a runny stool!

by Typsy December 19, 2007