Aiden "Squire" Roddnis

A term used to describe simple minded and greasy haired males that live on the outskirts of several, negatively populated towns / cities around England.

That bloke is an Aiden "Squire" Roddnis he is.

by 100% He April 2, 2023

move the squishmellows

moving the squishmellows entails having sex on someone else's futon. The squishmellows get moved out of common decency and to make more space on the futon.

"how was your weekend with your boyfriend?"

"it was really good!"

"Did you move the squishmellows?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"

"Yessss the squismellows were moved!"

by Josephina cuntina September 26, 2021

Laslow the Squishmallow

the ultimate autism creature. he is a silly goofy little guy and everyone loves him. he dances to his own groove. we love him. Laslow slays everyday.

hey did you see Laslow the Squishmallow today? he was slaying.

by silly goofy rascal December 13, 2022

squish mitten

a vagina, pussy, or any other connotation you can think of.

Nordaby can get squish mitten any day of the week.

by Jammal Taylor July 27, 2008

Squief

It is when you quief and a juicy squirt comes out.



Mid-evil Times, Time Of Chastity Belts

Dude, my girlfriend just squiefed all over my brand new kickers after I banged her!

by Osco November 29, 2004

squish the fish

It means: beat the Miami Dolphins. However, after Dave Lundy published the novel "Squish the Fish”, it took on a perverted life of its own. In the book, Scooter thinks it means getting laid and pounding pussy.

After the Bills squish the fish and beat the Dolphins, I'm gonna celebrate at our tailgate party and squish my girlfriend's fish!

by Bottoms Up! July 18, 2020

Sebastian Squire

A white boy who resides in Northern California who is thought by historians to be a reincarnation of Nazi Führer Adolf Hitler. Sebastian has been accused of perpetuating the Holocaust and promoting the superiority of the Aryan race.

Hans: "Der Führer, Heil Sebastian Squire!"

by LargeAndi March 6, 2019