spler

when you’re dating someone extremely stupid. like this amount of stupid is actually concerning.

holy shit i told you not to light yourself on fire when you just got gas on you. jeez ethan your such a spler!!

by therealmf April 16, 2021

splendishious

Splendishious is a word used to define that non defineable mood. You use it when there is a scenario or moment so incredible that there is no word in the whole English language able to explain how you feel. Except there is. The word is splendishious.

"Woah, that experience was utterly splendishious."

by mashedpotatoesareprettyswag May 3, 2021

Slerd

The term used for a group or herd of sloths

Thats one big slerd of sloths!

by MommaBeefstick September 27, 2021

Splendigerous

Ridiculously amazing. To be half splendid and rare .

For example, my sneaky link was splendigerous . She was the highlight of my year.

by Ymcmb.cash June 22, 2022

Splenda

Americas LEAST favorite sweetener

Dang man this Splenda really sucks.

by therealmasteroogway July 1, 2022

Reverse splenderson

When you convince your girlfriend you won’t climax in her, but then do it anyway.

WTF! Your reverse splenderson is gonna get me pregnant. I’m ovulating you douche bag!

by Clausen Balls June 2, 2020

Betta Splendens

A very well-known and common fish little kids and Karens keep in 1 litre wine bottles.

Karen: I've been taking care of Betta Splendens for 32 years and I can confidently tell you that they do ABSOLUTELY fine inside flower pots and Starbucks coffee cups.

Fishkeeper: no.

by NS1762 January 24, 2021