Golden Spartan Bod

To have the immaculate body that is only matched by those of Spartans as seen in the movie 300. Basically to be very ripped.

I don't have the GSB (Golden Spartan Bod) like Sergio he works out so much i wish i could be like him so the girls would oggle over me

by Just do it June 9, 2009

SPARTAGASM

Any sexual feeling or squeals of glee brought forth due to viewing Starz's Spartacus: Blood and Sand(Soon to be Spartacus Vengeance for season 2).
This includes, but is not limited to time away from the show, when one is feeling lustful or saucy.
It should always be typed in all caps: "SPARTAGASM"

"I was whipping my chained lover who I had shackled to a filthy wall, and he reminded me of Spartacus / Andy Whitfield trying to defy me with his fiery blue eyes. I had a SPARTAGASM right then and there!"

by spartacus2010@LiveJournal April 26, 2010

The Spartan

When a girl sticks her ass in the air, and you run from 50 feet away, full sprint and yelling "THIS IS SPARTA!!!", and jump so that your dick and balls get stuck in her ass. Then you have to wait for her to shit you out.

Girl: Baby, lets do The Spartan tonight...

Guy: Alright baby... "THIS.. IS.. SPARTAAAAAAA!!!"

by Leonidas' Wife January 8, 2008

Sparta Moment

A time in your live where you just feel like kicking any motherfucker off a cliff.

"Dude, that slut made me have a Sparta moment!"

by 2076136 March 30, 2008

spartage

A specific type of ownage, traditionally announced by the phrase "THIS IS SPARTA!" and immediately followed by a swift kick to the chest. A spartage is ideally performed on the edge of a cliff or a large well, but if you happen to be away from these locations, bear in mind that an effective spartage is one that creates a considerable mess.

Yesterday as I was walking back to my car, I noticed a cop writing something next to it. He said: "You're in a bus zone, I'll have to write a parking ticket." I stared at him and replied: "Parking ticket? THIS IS SPARTA!" and I kicked him in the chest. Taken by surprise, he fell backwards and landed on the street. He had just enough time to say "What the f-" before a bus ran over him and splattered him across the pavement. (bus-assisted spartage)

by r0ji April 18, 2008

Sparta Spasm

The act of putting an end to a post or topic on any social networking site or forum by randomly posting irrelevant topics in hopes of forcing anyone to leave that post. Must be done in rapid succession in order to work properly. Often referred to Spam, but much, much worse.

Person #1: No shit, Sherlock.
Person #2: Well fuck you Watson.
Person #1: Well fuck you Sherlock.
Person #2: Well fuck you watson
Person #3: Ruin post Sparta Spasm powahs...ACTIVATE!!! IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZAR BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!SHROOMSDAWHOOPTODAMAX AND WE GOTZ DAH PANCAKE MIX!!! YOU AIN'T GOING TO HELL WITHOUT TEH PANCAKE MIX!!! MUDKIPZ EATIN TEH DONUTS LIKE A BOSS ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED OBJECTION
Person #1: WTF?
Person #3:SPARTA-DONUT-SHROOMS-LIKE A BOSS-SHOOP DA WHOOP-NO BLASPHEMY OR MADNESS-EPICNESH-WIN THE INTERNET-SPAZZMATAZZ-BEYOTCH SLAPPETH-PEDO REPELLANT-POKETH PROTECTION-NO EPIC DELAYED REACTION PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWCCCCH-ANTI INTANGIBLE PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWCCH-WITE FAGGOT REPELLANT-BOOM! HEADSHOT BEYOTCH-NEVER LOSE THE GAME-THE CAKE IS NEVER A LIE-1337-42-WE GOT DAH PANCAKE MIX-YOU BE TROLLIN-SCREWDEMCAPMERZI'LL360NOSCOPETHEIRASSAWSHIZTHEYJACKINGMYBANSHEEINMIDAIRLOCKEDONKLLFROMTHEGRAVE-MAGICALPONIEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZ-TEH PRECIOUS SHROHOHOHOHOHHOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMZZZZZSSSSAAAAAAAAHHHHH-PRECIOUS... PRECIOUS...THE PRECIOUS!!!!! I MUST HAS IT NAO!!! DAH SHROOMZSAH!!!-SQUIRRELAIDSNOES-ON DAH BOATMUDDAPHUKER DON'TCHUEVURFURGET-OHTHEREHEIS-MEEP-SPASM POWAHZ ACTIVATE-MOAR ACHIEVMENTS YEAH BICH-RAWR-SHIZZLESNAPPLES

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by O HAI DER, WAN SUM SHROOMZ? July 23, 2010

Sparta Kick

Verb: To kick a person in similar fashion to the kick done by King Leonidus in 300.

How to do it: This is achieved by having a reasonable distance between you and the target, enough for you to successfully plant your foot on the targets' chest. It is best to do this in rebuttal to a persons statement, while screaming your point at them.

Dirty Crimo bitch: Man, Bullet for My Valentine is so angy! You need to chill out, listen to some All Time Low, it sooo hot.

Me: All Time Low? THAT'S! FOR! FAGGOTS! and then you Sparta Kick them. Preferably into a hole.

by Mr. Slowbear August 26, 2010