snort or sneeze

The act in which a man ejaculates into his/her nose and he/she has a choice as to whether they will "snort or sneeze."

Bella-"he came in my nose but i didn't know whether to snort or sneeze"

Aleks- "I WOULD HAVE SNORTED!!"

by Dingleberry12345 December 23, 2008

Court Snort

When Amber Heard uses a tissue for far too long and snorts cocaine

Person 1: Hey did you see Amber Heard do the Court Snort?
Person 2: Yeah! Wonder how she didn't get fucked up though.

by Charon9977 May 14, 2022

Snirt-snort

When you´re upside down doing cocaine

Torbjorn: Hey dude do the snirt-snort!
Eggbert: *Does cocaine upside down

by Gilbert-Boy April 10, 2019

Snort Fucking

When you fuck him so GOOD … he Snorts!

Jenn was snort fucking Jason so good he snorted when he came!

by Roger and Virginia Claven May 15, 2022

Snort A Skeleton

When your cocaine hits like the ashes of your friend’s grandfather

Yo, I think tonight I’m tryna snort a skeleton

by noelmillerfanboi December 19, 2019

Gutter Snort

When an off-color or particularly sexual comment or joke is made, the other party laughs so hard they snort. This is more pleasing when the comment is innuendo because the party’s mind goes completely and immediately into the gutter causing the raucous, nasal vibratory exasperations.

KStax: I’m thinking about coming up there tonight if you’re up for it.
Sheeshberry: Just bring some Plan B then!

(Gutter Snort!)

by KStax December 05, 2023

Gutter Snort

When an off-color or particularly sexual comment or joke is made, the other party laughs so hard they snort. This is more pleasing when the comment is innuendo because the party’s mind goes completely and immediately into the gutter causing the raucous, nasal vibratory exasperations.

KStax: I’m thinking about coming up there tonight if you’re up for it.
Sheeshberry: Just bring some Plan B then!

(Gutter Snort!)

by KStax December 05, 2023