slapahoe tribe

A congregation of distrought gentleman who have been brought down by bitches.

This one bitch got me so mad that she made me want to join the slapahoe tribe.

by Ronbleezy November 6, 2003

Beard Slap

A beard slap is the slapping of another person with large amounts of concussive force, resulting in the formation of a beard. It is both the worst and best thing you could do for a person.

Person 1: "You are completely wrong I couldn't disagr-"

Person 2: -BEARD SLAP-

Person 1: "...Actually..."

by KEEXNAN March 22, 2009

Slap Cheeks

To have sex with some one.

Hey man I'm gonna go slap cheeks with Rachel.

by Chit den kinds August 18, 2009

one dirty slap

The Nigerian definition:
A slap that brings a person back to his/her senses. Offers clarity and proper perspective.

One could receive "one dirty slap" after insulting an elder.

by Naija 4Eva February 12, 2017

Mule Slap

Similar to a "Donkey Punch" but done during oral sex. While receiving oral sex from your partner slap your thighs together as hard as you can with their head right in between them. Make it count and try and do it right before you orgasm for that "little extra" as they clench up around your genitals. Best done while laying down on your back and your feet flat on the bed or surface you are laying on to give you optimal slapping power.

"I was going down on my girlfriend last night and she totally mule slapped me right when she was about to cum and made my ears ring."

by cpdcrsdr August 15, 2009

California bitch-slap

Similar to a standard bitch-slap, except that the hand is cocked nearly straight-armed, far behind the slapper, as if they were spreading their arms wide. The movements are heavily exaggerated, to emphasize the severity of the situation that calls for such a slap. The motion is to represent having to reach back to California for the wind-up. Known as the Jersey bitch-slap when used in California.

"Teena pissed me off so bad, I had to give her a California bitch-slap. Believe me, the bitch deserved it."

by Sir Pimps-a-slut July 26, 2006

slapdick

Someone who doesn't know what the hell they are doing or what is going on. An idiot who never knows anything.

- "Doesn't Brett know that the street he just turned into is a dead end?"
- "Damn what a fucking slapdick, he always gets lost"

by Aubtin March 10, 2008