Poppy Seed Bagel

The best food in the entire world. Could be a problem for the police though...

Police: Step out of the vehicle please!
Person: I haven't taken drugs! I swear! I've been eating poppy seed bagels!
Police: ... Ok! Have a wonderful night!
Person: Ok! Thanks!

*Later That Night*
Person: *Actually doing drugs*

by MulluM April 17, 2017

Weedin & seedin

When you get high, masturbate and orgasm.

Caught my boyfriend weedin & seedin this weekend. At least he used a sock.

by Wendizzle May 19, 2021

Johnny Chapel-Seed

The act of sexual intercourse in a church or other religious building.

Karen let's skip out on mass, I could really go for another Johnny Chapel-Seed in the back room.

by Quincy Jefferson September 8, 2013

seedless grape gang

men who have had a vasectomy, and are now "shooting blanks"... "no baby batter"

"no worries honey, you won't get pregnant... im a member of the seedless grape gang"

by ZOM BIE July 13, 2009

sneedy

An amalgamation of the two words, seedy and needy. Generally when one has not masturbated or experienced sexual release for an extended period of time. Becoming sneedy can affect judgement i.e a 6 becomes a 9. Meaningless activities performed by a person(s) off the opposite sex make you become aroused.

Man #1 : Ummmm, you sip that coffee you dirty girl.
Man #2 : Man, you're sneedy. Go bash one out.

by Undy May 8, 2013

skeedz

weed, reefer, pot, marijuana.

deez skeedz bams is da dank.

by josh December 14, 2003

Seeding

When one dude cums inside another dude who is really horny and he wants to own him with his cum so he pushes it all inside him and makes him take every last drop of it with no condom holding it back

"Brady Quinn fucked me good last night, so fucking good, was an awesome seeding, he owns me"

by Brady's Bitch December 21, 2009