Socks with sandals

The most stylish footwear in the history of the world, even more than crocs.

Student 1: "Did you see Nick wearing socks with sandals?"
Student 2: "Yeah he's got swag."

by xHilarious iFunny November 12, 2014

socks

condoms for your feet

honestly... what other purpose do they serve?

by Emily Weaver May 8, 2005

slacks

Pants that are especially prone to an unwanted crotch tent

I had to wear slacks to prom, and when she kissed me i think she noticed my crotch tent

by Brobacca June 9, 2011

socks

something used as a semen catcher for horny little boys who don't want to clean up after they jerk it.

Something hicks with mullets use for birth control.

Dude, last night I used a sock in the barn. My mom came in after I finished up my duty and was like, why do you have your shoes and socks off. So I had to wear the sock after I jizzed in it.

Dude, wool socks are bad news.

by Slick Willie May 28, 2003

Cummy Socks

Socks used to ejaculate into that are now crusty from dried-cum.

I accidentally put on cummy socks this morning getting ready for work!

by johnny_cumsocks August 6, 2011

tube socks

socks worn to right below the knee, with that old school look in old and new school colors like pink, purple, and orange! unbeleivably sexy worn on hott girls in short shorts/skirts!

OMG TESSA!! Look at these hott tube socks!
i love them sarah!! i bought my own~

by tessasarah January 10, 2009

Nice Socks

A trick you use when attempting to confuse an annoying shitbag so he'll back the fuck off or to find weakness. If he looks at his socks, he's a weak piece of shit. If he doesn't, there's no way you'll break him.

"suck a dick"
"nice socks" (he looks)
you snicker and walk away as he stands there, confused.

by geniusJTDubbz February 7, 2018