Slapping the boss

When you are horny and on your period, thereby preventing you from having sex.

Guy: You slapping the boss right now?
Girl: Yes! I am so horny but I'm on my period...

by ianmcgreene April 23, 2010

Slapping the Cod

"Slapping the cod" is the sexual stimulation of one's own genitals, usually to the point of orgasm. The stimulation can be performed using the hands.

Origin: Spanish (Chile) "Cacheteando el Jurel" first used when two chilean fishermen were fishing for mackerel, when one fishermen felt the urge to unload his semen and turned his back on the other, when the second fisherman noticed this event he asked what he was doing and the fiserman masterbating said "I'm slapping the mackerel".
The name was then changed to "slapping the cod" as this fish is more common in Australia.

Sinonims: Beatin' it, waxin' the kielbasa, choking the chicken, etc

Person 1: "Hey, have you seen Will?"
Person 2: "No, he must be in the toilet slapping the cod"
Person 1: "I bet he's thinking of Tara"

by Nacho1995 January 28, 2014

Back-Slapping Betty

Another word for female masturbation.

"Oh girl! After my date with Joe I spent the night back-slapping betty!"

by h.l March 5, 2006

slapping the halibut

whacking off you can also stuff,skin,bake or grill your halibut

eg. 1. Grant loves slapping the halibut
2. Neal wants to have his halibut slapped

by tommywebo March 4, 2011

Skipping

When a retard skips your post cause they didn't actually read it.

Damn, some of these editors don't know shit about skipping!

by learningisforthebest February 4, 2014

slapping the ass

A movement of the hand that results in smacking that ass forcefully. This is also qualified as a turn on for some fifty shades of grey fans.

She was slapping the ass.

by Everybodywaskungfufighting November 11, 2015

slapping ass

When you thrust so hard during sex you make a slap sound

Man we were SLAPPING ASS so hard last night she almost fell off the bed.

by Bobsheretofuckyobitch June 7, 2018