schoeffel

<ADJ> A guy who drinks with fiorinos and does not fear women or homosexuals. Polar opposite of fagort.

"That guy is a total schoeffel"

by Mark April 24, 2004

schoharie county

Large county in upstate new York, commonly referred to as "scary County", because of the fact that half the population either drive like lunatics, or ARE lunatics. Made up of small redneck towns, such as but are not limited to:

Cobleskill

Richmondville

Central Bridge

Esperance

And at the center of it all...

Schoharie, New York.

May god give you pardon and peace,
For not another soul here will.

Tourist: let's go visit this place called schoharie county!
Me: how about we avoid that place like it's the god damn plague.

Schoharie County:
Where men are men, and cattle are terrified.

by King obrien October 17, 2017

schoenfeld

To screw up badly and make poor judgment calls that usally effect other peoples lives as well as your own.

To do things without thinking.

Drink to excess and not remember anything.

She was going to college but pulled a schoenfeld when she failed out for drinking.

Man that dude drinks like a schoenfeld.

Wow that kid jumped off that wall and broke his neck what a schoenfeld.

by ironyandcircumstance January 11, 2009

Schofield

A Schofield is an exceptional creature that is found in eastern Pennsylvania. Similar to Bigfoot in stature, this fine beast can perform feats of ridiculous strength and vigor. The sole purpose of this being is to eat and grow bigger.

"Wow, Is that THE Schofield??"
"Nay nay Schofield!"

by Canuckafuck November 18, 2012

scholar

Usually aimed at customers or clients, as a substitute for "wanker". Depending on the extent of the scholars stupidity, it could also be defined as "monumental wanker who should go fuck oneself with a rusty spoon"

"You sir, are an absolute scholar!"

Customer: "Yeah you should do the work for free"
You: "No, you scholar"

by rhyano13 August 26, 2016

schoe

a SCHOE is a person usually a female who is known as both a skank and a ho. Making the job easier we call her a schoe

damn dude that bitch is a total schoe. I'm getting laid tonight!

by dave adkins adfgsdgsdg July 4, 2006

schock

russian beauty, complete with a russian booty (;

"oh, she's a schock alright!"

by russianbeauty April 20, 2009