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shitbean

1. An ignorant person
2. (s!!) an exclamation of suprise/excitement etc.
3. Those little bits that cling to your bum
1. The shitbean gave me DECAF instead of Regular
2. Shitbeans!! I won the lottery!
3. Its times like these I wish I had a bidet.
by spasticism August 23, 2003
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shitebox

Noun:
The rectum

Verb:
To engage in anal intercourse
Noun: I did her in the shitebox

Verb: I shiteboxed my girlfriend and she loved it!
by JonH December 29, 2004
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shitless

Adj. Having an absence of faeces in one's colon, typically due to involuntary discharge of the bowels from extreme fright.
"After hearing what happened to bad little boys at Old English Preparatory Academy, William was scared shitless."
by Carl Willis November 16, 2004
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Laverne & Shirley

These are the names of Melania Trumps tits. Also the name of a very popular TV show that debuted in 1977.
President Trump loves to suck on the double d dandies called Laverne & Shirley before he fucks Melania. When Trump fucks Melania, he usually comes in less than 30 seconds. His PR {personal Record for length of time having intercourse is 89 seconds. Trump tries to make up for his lacking sexual stamina by erecting tall buildings since he cant seem to stay erect for more than the average time of 2.5 minutes. Yes indeed, the average time a man can fuck is a paltry 2,5 minutes. Betcha a lot of you wankers feel a lot better about youselves now........................the sex Doctor
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 11, 2017
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Chris Shiflett

Currently, guitarist for Foo Fighters, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, and Jackson United.

-Chris joined Foo Fighters right after There is Nothing Left To Lose was released. You will be able to see him in the "Breakout" video.
-Chris
-In some bands, such as Jackson United, he is known as Jake Jackson.
Chris Shiflett.

That is all.
by RedHotFoo September 20, 2008
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shite

1) To excrement
2) An opinion
3) An item
4) Offensive term
5) Trouble of difficulty
6) Worthless amount
7) To become infuriated
8) Description of speech
1) I'm going for a shite
2) Thoes tits look shite
3) You're not bringing that shite in here
4) You look like shite
5) Shite, I can't get it up..
6) You know shite
7) Shite, i've cum..
8) You're talking shite
by Agent-VIP July 27, 2006
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Shitler

It's like Hitler, only worse.
My landlord is such a shitler busting my balls all the time.
by GmanAllright March 15, 2009
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