shit sharpie

The marks left inside the toilet bowl following a particularly gruesome crap. It looks as if they were drawn on with a Sharpie.

Man, I just punished your bowl and left a huge shit sharpie.

by THDaddy March 18, 2008

shapi

Gibor amiti.
A wonderful boy, straight as arrow, the perfect man to get a hot date.
The greatest musician I know and he is definitely not a degenerate. A real genius, clearly Superior to all other males of his species.

"Wow that shapi is so cool"

by Iamthecancer June 11, 2017

shapirical

Adjective: a serious opinion that can't be discerned from parodying, typically from a pseudointellectual.

"Ben's opinion on the job market is shapirical."

by TheCaptian August 26, 2020

Ben Shapiro

The man who is infamous for reading the words There’s some whores in this house. There’s some whores in this house. There’s some whores in this house. There’s some whores in this house. There’s some whores in this house. There’s some whores in this house. There’s some whores in this house. There’s some whores in this house. There’s some whores in this house. There’s some whores in this house. There’s some whores in this house. There’s some whores in this house. There’s some whores in this house. There’s some whores in this house. There’s some whores in this house.

Person A: hey do you know Ben Shapiro?
Person B: isn’t he that guy who said There’s some whores in this house. There’s some whores in this house. There’s some whores in this house?
Person A: yes

by In desperate need of help May 18, 2022

Ben Shapiro

Okay, now let's say hypothetically, you happened to be a dirty mean leftist. Then that would mean that you are destroyed. I destroy the left wing. You said abortion was okay, then I said your mom was gay.

Ben Shapiro:"Most people don't know this but my wife is a doctor"
Leftist:"Okay Ben Shapiro"

by OrganDisplayer1912 April 22, 2021

sharpie

A marker that is used for writing on every surface possible - known by beaners for "tagging"

hook me up with a sharpie so I can finish my peice

by rek phour March 29, 2003

Shapiro

A hilariously tragic scenario in which a woman is compelled to validate her significant other's laughable inability to satisfy her sexually by publicly stating that wet-ass pussy is a Liberal conspiracy.

My p-word has never been wet so clearly I'm living a full-on Shapiro existence!

by JLM1975 August 14, 2020