WE CLOSED!
Hey, i'd like to order some food.
......We closed.
But the sign says you're open 24 hours!
......WE CLOSED!!!
nice customer service, bitch..
......WHAT!
nothing!
......We closed.
But the sign says you're open 24 hours!
......WE CLOSED!!!
nice customer service, bitch..
......WHAT!
nothing!
by Happyfunball79 August 27, 2009
Head cheerleader. Legendary IT girl and hedonist. Has a penchant for booty. Has coined many erudite phrases that have become a part of popular culture.
e.g: sailorboy
by haha February 05, 2004
Doing "Community Service" is what one is at a club/bar and a ugly chick tries to dance with you. Instead of rejecting her, you feel for her hideousness and dance with her just to be nice.
Tim-Yo Ethan, why the hell did you dance with that fat chick.
Ethan- Ah man, I was doing some community service.
or
Ethan- Easy man, I was getting my hours in.
Ethan- Ah man, I was doing some community service.
or
Ethan- Easy man, I was getting my hours in.
by DrexelWrestler January 14, 2011
by Traveling Light May 14, 2004
While having anal sex with a woman, when your about to come, you pull out and spit on her back; when she turns around you jizz in her ear and jack her in the face, causing her to cover her ear and mouth like a secret service agent would.
by Murph Durph February 28, 2006
Lip Service was a British television serial drama portraying the lives of a group of lesbians living in Glasgow, Scotland. Recommended for all lesbian drama lovers and L Word Fans.
Butch Lesbian: Did you watch the super bowl?
Another Lesbian: Nah, I was watching Lip Service for the 3rd time
Another Lesbian: Nah, I was watching Lip Service for the 3rd time
by Jardom March 01, 2015
Blowjob received while seated in a car or truck seat from an individual outside the car. Best known from rest areas or truck stops by "Lot Lizard" prostitutes and over the road truck drivers.
by davedorm October 02, 2013