shmeated

very drunk/high

"yo, did u c Felicia last nite?"
"ya, she was shmeated off the bean bro, fr"

by vape_lord_123 February 28, 2018

Schmatta

An old Yiddish word for clothing, or rags.

He's completely meshuga - all he wants to do is peddle schmatta's! But he's making the shekels I tell you!

by Traveldan84 November 30, 2018

Schmeet

Noah Ousley bum

Noah Ousley bum has a schmeet

by Arrianfatb*tch August 19, 2019

schmeal

to hit a vape

“dude i just schmealed in the school bathroom”

by hinghamhoe123 November 27, 2021

schmear

A word similar to shebang. It means, the whole thing.

She bought the computer, the printer, the whole schmear.

by Anastasia DeLuciano December 6, 2004

Shmeat

Small penis or dick, also reffering to any person or anything. It can be used for anything anyone and anything can be a shmeat

Damn you got a shmeat.

You are such a shmeater shut up you shmeat.

Shmeat shut the fuck up you got a shmeater.

by gaybutsex01 November 28, 2006

shmeat

when you have a small meat, small penis

Damn i bet that asian gotta shmeat.

by jayrock April 26, 2005