schmeckel

A jewish penis freckel

Jhonny pulled his pants down to reveal his schmeckel

by Pal Penis March 24, 2007

Schluck

A term used to describe hair which has been gelled or greased too flat.

-"Man you hair is schluck!"
-"Yeah? I put a whole tub of BrylCream in it"

by Seb-Sta June 27, 2007

Schmeckl

Noun: An uptight, anal teenager that acts very much like a man in his 30s

Verb: to act like a schmeckl

Adj: being like a schmeckl

Adv: (Schmecklishly) doing something as a schmeckl would

Nick is such a schmeckl.

Did you see Nick at the show? He schmeckled all over the place!

Stop being so schmeckl, Nick.

Nick walked down the street rather schmecklishly.

by ajaxthegreat April 11, 2009

Schluck

Made by the YouTuber Introspective, and it means an annoying or irritating person.

Person: "Hey."
Me: "Hello."
Person: "Hey."
Me: "Hello?"
Person: "Hey."
Me: "Hello..."
Person: "Hey."
Me: "Ok"
Person: "Hey."
Me: "Stop"
Person: "Hey"
Me: "Stop it you schluck!"

by Dizzi Diamond November 10, 2018

Schmecks

n. an ancient and mysterious word discovered in 1903 by Welsh anthropologists. The meaning of the word is unclear, but scholars have made assumptions from it's pronunciation.

1. The act of sexual intercourse

2. A cheap form of candy
OR
3. A combination of the two, cheap sex.

Ex 1- Guy: Man, I need the schmecks

Ex 2- Girl: I'm really craving some schmecks

Ex 3- Prostitute: Hey baby, you lonely? I got the schmecks you need.

by ikeapsychology March 23, 2012

schlock

The sound of a wet tennis ball hitting someone in the back

Person A: Hehe. See that guy down there.
Guy Dow There's Back: Schlock!

by The WordMaster May 24, 2003

schmeckin

kissing and fondling

the couple was schmeckin in the hall way

by girlie girl September 20, 2003