Gabe, more like Gabe-itches. This thing is a raging homosexual, and has not even been near puberty. If puberty was his dad, Puberty was not ready for a son, so Gabe got adopted, by a gay couple. He was directly involved in multiple terrorist attack such as 9/11 and benghazi. He also is sexually attracted to men, but will also have sexual intercourse with girls under the age of 10. If things were not already bad enough, he is a brony with a small dick. He has major masculinity issues. He is apart of the terrorist group known as the Micro Penis Pride Club. They have been known for supporting global terrorism and funding the Islamic State. (btw is a simp)
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