King Rounding

The style of math that statisticians and toddlers use, like in the game of checkers, it implies hopping spaces as the king does... and rounding after it should've stopped. This can also entail rounding WITHIN math problems and causing confusion.
Person A: Dude I need

Person B: Are you King Rounding?
Person A: Tf did you just call me?
Person B: no, you rounded too early
Person A: I gotta start over...
Person B: shoulda stayed in primary
by psuedominiom May 5, 2020
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Catholic rounding

When a Catholic priest encounters a person younger than them they apply the "Catholic rounding" technique to determine if they are of an "acceptable" age.

1. Determine your minimum "acceptable" partner age via the Half plus seven (HPS) rule.
2. If the person's age is less than the HPS result, but greater than or equal to the legal age of consent (LAC) in your country, apply Catholic rounding using the following formula:

Acceptable age = LAC

3. If the person's age is less than the HPS result and less than the LAC, apply the following:

Acceptable age = Person's age
She seems too young for me Father.
Well, have you tried Catholic rounding?
Much better, thanks! See you next Sunday.
by IDontCatholicRound January 1, 2019
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round as a pound

colloquial saying establishing the round shape of an object in comparison to the shape of the British pound coin.
That orange is as round as a pound.
by 4321definitions March 28, 2017
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Granny's Round

A discreet way of mentioning that a girl is on her period.
Girl 1: Whats up?
Girl 2: Granny's round...
Girl 1: aah...
by MaryLauryn July 27, 2011
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piddly round

Another name for the British delicacy commonly referred to as a crumpet
"Morning, m'lady! Would you like some piddly rounds with your breakfast tea?"
"Oh, that would be absolutely lovely, my darling!"
by liglaughlove March 25, 2022
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round food

the pinnacle name for the round circular object know as pizza. Very good at giving your atoms the many nourishment that i do so require to continue attempting suicide.
oi bruv mums just made some banging, exsqusite round food. wanna take a bite fam?
by TheRoundFoodConnoisseur June 1, 2020
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Pulling Rounds

Pulling rounds basically means "masturbate".

It is a term popularized by learners at Delta Secondary School Windhoek and it is a term mainly used in Namibia among the youth.
E.g. " I caught Marlon pulling rounds while he was watching pornography"
by The Other Other Guy November 17, 2013
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