Priest Penis

Slang term for a virgin, only applying to males. It refers to the fact that priests are virgins, or at least they're required to be. Usually used in an offensive manner.

"Dude, have you ever gotten laid?"
"No"
"Haha ya priest penis!"

by Ayatollah Kohmeni March 13, 2009

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Prestiged pricks

People on call of duty black ops who stay on level 50 and destroy everyone

Crap, the entire other team is prestiged pricks!

by Strazar March 1, 2011

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drinking with a priest

when the guy mixing the drinks isn't drinking them himself because 'they don't drink'

Bill says don't play cards when your drinking with a priest.

by Mike Penta December 4, 2003

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1) A profession that has come to be associated with acts of sodomy and depravity towards children, as evidenced by the overwhelming spread of child molestation crimes among the Catholic church. While many priests can be rightfully condemned for being homosexual, hypocritical paedophiles, the remaining population of clergy members who're actually upright, honest and chaste (and find butt-fucking little boys at the altar as equally repugnant as any sensible human being would), are often overlooked in light of the gay, depraved shits who've destroyed the church's image simply because they couldn't handle a demanding life of celibacy and control their own sick desires at once.

2) The casual way of referring to "Judas Priest", one of the greatest heavy metal bands to have ever thundered onto stage, and are responsible for perfecting the genre after Black Sabbath laid the blueprints for heavy metal. Judas Priest is called "priest" the same way as metalheads refer to Black Sabbath as simply "Sabbath" and Iron Maiden as "Maiden"; other metalheads will instantly know what you're talking about, while outsiders might go "Huh? You went and saw Priest? Where? What church? Why?"

1) "He loves the boys in the choir,
They keep their souls pure.
But the tenor worries him...
So he must be the closest to him.
On his nightstand, quiet and wordless,
A picture of the Lord...
He slowly turns it around.
When the church clock strikes twice,
He folds his hands for prayer.
He has remained without a wife,
So he must love his neighbour."
~ Translated lyrics for Rammstein's song "Hallelujah"

2) Metalhead #1: "Hey man, did you get Priest's latest album, "Angel of Retribution"?
Metalhead #2: "You bet, man. It kicks ass."
Metalhead #1: "It's Priest. Of course they kick ass."

by Alhadis July 16, 2008

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Jason Priestley

Starred as Brandon Walsh in the popular TV series Beverly Hills, 90210. The series lasted for 10 (or so) years, starting in 1990, and was very popular, though it was made fun of by many, including some of its fans.
Jason Priestley is very, VERY attractive, though I think he was at his peak when the show first started. He is into racing fast cars, and has had at least one serious accident doing so.

Jason Priestley is gorgous.

"Donna Martin graduates!" (famous line/moment/event from 90210)

by Rachel aka bandcampgirl183 September 26, 2005

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