prise

Pries; look into

The person personally will prise who won the prize - surprise!

by Hercolena Oliver August 28, 2009

Priester

A combination of the words preacher and priest. Often used when you don't know what to call a religious leader

Jonathan:What religion is he apart of
Rachael: Idk he's a priester

by Raycheesi November 2, 2009

priest

When Jesus died, there was an abundance of small boys who need dressing in frocks and raping. A section of the church was put in charge of this know as the catholic church. These men used an acronym to let everybody know there purpose in life. This acronym then entered the English language and its original meaning mostly forgotten.
The true meaning of the word priest is detailed below:

paedophile resident in every small town.

Priest: Hello little boy, i'm a Priest.
Little Boy: Are you going to Rape me?
Priest: Yes.

by Mackson March 18, 2008

presexturbation

Masturbating before going on a date so as to be able to last longer when having sex with your date later in the evening.

My girlfriend is super-hot, so I always jack off before we go out. Presexturbation lets me last longer with her later on.

by Dr. Robstew November 16, 2012

Priest's Lemonade

Lemonade that comes from the Priest's dick. Freshly squeezed.

Hey Johnson would you like some lemonade?

Where is it from?

Freshly squeezed out of the priest's lemonade dick!

by Levvviooosaaahhhh April 25, 2013

preserve

To prevent something from damaging, losing, decaying, or being destroyed.

I want to preserve my milk. I do this by putting my milk in the fridge.

by Mo D Genesis February 14, 2017

priesttherapper

A person who loves to help the world by any means necessary and loves a lady who knows how to take care of him and hold hime down through hard times. A nigga that always speaks the truth no matter how painful or stupid it sounds to others. He loves to write songs about his life and makes motivational speeches to help encourage the youth and the elders. A stay down, loyal, loving, and fresh nigga.

Yo PriestTheRapper when's your next single coming out?
PriestTheRapper: Bruh it'll come when I'm ready for the world to hear the truth rd.

by PriestTheRapper October 23, 2018