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popcorn

cop porn for dyslexics.
"man did you get that popcorn?"
"uhh no, i'm not into that.."
by obstaclez September 19, 2011
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handy bag of popcorn

When at the movies and the popcorn is running low, poke a hole in the bottom of a bag and stick your wang through it. When your gf reaches in for another mouthful, there will be more than just popcorn. She will be eating out of the bag for the rest of the night!
Things were a bit dull while I was at the movies with Sydney, so I decided to bust out the handy bag of popcorn on her. She gobbled it right up!
by TIMMAAY October 14, 2005
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Jumbo Popcorn

An extraordinarily difficult sex act which takes place in a movie theatre. The male must purchase a large buttered popcorn, and without his date knowing, rip a hole in the bottom of the bag and insert his penis. During the course of the film, his date will eventually reach in for a handful of kernals and instead be met with his buttery member.
"I took Danielle to see Ghostbusters and got her a Jumbo Popcorn. Let's just say there was a lot of butter by time the credits rolled."
by Royal Cunninglinguist Society February 5, 2009
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Popcorn Muscles

Muscles that are used for look or for show.

Fake looking muscles that are used to get a lot of chicks.
Billy and Wilson both got them Popcorn Muscles they show off in the clubs of Springfield.
by truckstick55 December 22, 2008
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popcorn pimp

A pimp that wines and dines his hoes off an allowance given to him by his parents. Has been known to trick out his bitches to pay for playstation controllers, arcade tokens, and cheap bling.
by melissa December 14, 2003
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Faggoty Popcorn

The homosexual act of inserting Monster Pops (or other similar small explosives) into a man's ass hole, and then clapping his cheeks together until all Monster Pops have detonated.
Damn, Johnny did the "Faggoty Popcorn" with Jerry... I guess that puts a new spin on things when someone says "I had a shitty 4th of July".
by Morning Bus Ideas September 28, 2010
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