porking lot

A parking lot that is commonly known for having car sex.

Johnny took Jane out on a date to the porking lot last night.

by SomeChickInCali December 28, 2010

parting the pink sea

A sexual twist of a reference to parting the Red Sea meaning spreading the legs of a woman and adventuring the depths of her promise land.

"Now you're parting the pink sea with the girl of your dreams"

by RYNO5001 July 13, 2016

old posting

1. Posting on social media something only an old person would do.

2. Posting something old people would post without realising that you are over the hill.

John: "I didn't vote for Obummer!"

James: "John, could you please stop old posting!"

by KIRBYTIME June 19, 2016

Anal Pouting

Anal pouting is what a boy does when his girl refuses to take it in the rear.

Brian's anal pouting was was not enough to weaken Mary's resolve and open her back door.

by pout inflictor October 6, 2009

Porning

That time of day, shortly after sunrise, when you have excellent sex.

"Good Porning, that was awesome"

"I got laid first thing this porning. It was great!"

by Fordman59 June 30, 2009

Posting Up

When you casually fuck your girl in a high school bathroom

Did you hear about that guy posting up his girlfriend in D wing?

by anon1288601 January 7, 2015

Plant Potting

When you shit in a girls mouth then stick your dick in as if you are planting seed.

He Stew, I plant potting your mum last night. She didn't even gag!

by matdex August 4, 2009