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please touch my junk

When undergoing a search or a security check, one does not mind if body parts are touched in the process.
While going through security in the airport - a young man exclaims to the agent : "Please touch my junk!"
by GranbyGirl November 19, 2010
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Please and Thank You

Saying or writing "Please and thank you" at the end of a request can be a sensible shorthand between an aging parent and a loving son, daughter or grandchild. The more old people depend on the busy young, the more important it is for the elderly not to waste time with extended exchanges so 'please and thank you' is an assumption, based on previous familial knowledge, that a simple request will be carried out without requiring a reply.
"Hi darling - could you pick up a book from the library - please and thank you - luvmum" to which the usual reply is "Yup, can do . . . luv" Two short emails, no time wasted and a request fulfilled. If all dealings with the elderly were as simple and as kind, it would be a happier world.
by MaggieG February 27, 2017
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Please take a moment to visit our sponsor

Most commonly seen on technical websites, between the download page and where the download is advertised.


This brief drop off page will advertise something or other before redirecting you to the download.
Please take a moment to visit our sponsor. You will be redirected to http://dl.winsite.com/bin/downl?500000027296 in a few seconds.
by Gumba Gumba April 14, 2004
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please revise

corporate jargon for: fix this shit you sent me
"Paperwork is missing beneficiary"
"please revise"

"Paperwork Salary does not match hourly rate"
"Please revise"
by pspice February 3, 2014
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Please police

A unique homonym to ask for something.
Quang: Please police!! I'm innocent.
by rolique November 18, 2015
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Please Fetus

What aborted babies say when they are hungry.
The starving aborted babies kept saying Please fetus!
by Sex Actz December 14, 2018
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Please check your internet connection and try again.

What every single website, program, and application would say when you are not connected/have problems with your Wi-Fi AND IT'S ABSOLUTELY ANNOYING especially when you have fun at it
Isn't it cruel that when you have fun with the website/program/application that you have and then all of a sudden a little box appeared that said "Please check your internet connection and try again." then you got disconnected from it
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