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Paedophobia

Someone with a fear of kids or dolls. Definitely/hopefully not a parent!
A: Shannon gets really weird around kids.
B: Yeah! She probably has a case of paedophobia.
by waldorfwww44 September 23, 2017
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Paedospeed.

When (usually) a car full of boys are driving along and they see a hot girl walking, they reduce the speed the car is travelling at, in order to get a better look at the girl. This is known as 'paedospeed'.

Even funnier if the girl is jb.
Girl: 'I was walking home from school the other day and a group of guys in a car beeped, and then dropped down to paedospeed. The one in the back looked desperate'.

XD
by KST18 May 6, 2009
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paedophile

A drink involving a shot of Vodka with a Sour Patch Kid contained within. Down the whole mess in one gulp.

Preferably the vodka will be of the bottom shelf variety, such as Popov, and then filtered through a Brita filter numerous times.
I totally just downed like 30 paedophiles.
by Mike Schapiro December 28, 2005
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Paedo Legs

When a woman's legs are in need of a shave.
I had to wear jeans today cause I've got really bad paedo legs.
by holly and georgia October 17, 2009
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paedophile drum

Paedophile drum (AKA: lion's roar/fart machine/groan drum/sweaty-arse machine)

The Paedophile drum consists of an upside-down floor tom with a string attatched to the bottom skin of the drum. The other end of the drum is open. To make a sound, a piece of leather is pulled up against the string so it vibrates and makes an unusual sound.
NB: It may be hard to make a sound if the string is not lubricated first (e.g with rosin, wax, vaseline..)
It can be heard in certain pieces for percussion group and often in orchestral music by the modern composer Varese.
A: Did you just fart?? You dirty bastard
B: No, that was my paedophile drum.
by drummeur March 31, 2010
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paedophile

a person who shows a certain sexual interest in children and teenagers. often referred to as a 'gary'.
"look at that guy with those children! what a gary"
"i dont like gary, he's a complete paedophile"
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phaedon

The name Phaedon has got a lot of meanings. At first you find in this name the connection to Phaedon of Ellis. Phaedon was born in the Greek city of Elis in 400 B.C. As a youth, he was captured during the battle between Elis and Sparta then bought by an Athenian slave trader. He was serving a meal when one of the guests asked his new master a question. Phaedon was the one who answered the guest, who was none other than Socrates.

Also the name Phaedon is related to Paethon, the sungod of the greek mythology. Phaethon died because he once drove the chariot of his father to raise the sun, and he was unable to control it so he crashed to the ground and burned everything. Because of that Phaethon was very long associated with Lucifer because he was in some kind a fallen angel.
Phaedon is a name for intelligent, smart, good looking boys that are loved by all the beautiful women.
by Prometheus! January 5, 2017
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