heavy petting

When things get out of hand at a Jenny Craig meeting.

I don't really like the meal plans, but I'll stick with any diet that involves this much heavy petting.

by acidosis April 21, 2005

two way petting zoo

you pet the animals, they pet you back!

ex: lets have a two way petting zoo... duh

by snorlax7 March 20, 2009

two-way petting zoo

A euphemistic way of describing an intense and passionate sexual encounter; a sexual encounter that usually begins with gentle touching, kissing, and petting, but quickly evolves to a lustful ripping off of clothing and a passionate, rough foreplay session that is followed by some of the best sex ever.

Dude, last night after we made it in the door, it was a two-way petting zoo. Crazy shit went down!

by theinitiator March 21, 2009

Hen Pecking

Carpet Surfing Crack Head Looking for Crumbs of Crack/Cocaine on the floor on a Carpet.

Wow bro are you really Hen Pecking? Shits gone dude!
What the Hell is he doing Hen Pecking in your living room?

by Kay_Kay79 February 6, 2020

Pexting

The art of peeking on another persons text message.

Levi punched the shit out of Clayton for pexting.

by juiceman9000 April 17, 2009

Montreal Petting Zoo

Canadian slang for a French prostitute living in Québec. Derived from the the pay to touch nature of the encounters and the French's reputation for not shaving... anywhere...

Woman walks down the street and turns to a group of dudes,
"Interessé?" she calls.
Dude bumps another Dude on the shoulder and whispers, "Dude! Montreal Petting Zoo, 5 o' clock!"

by PotatoesAreaVegetable? June 2, 2014

He-peating

When a woman says something and it is ignored, but a man says the exact same thing and he is called a genius.

Bob was just he-peating Betty's idea that had been ignored when the Board stated it was the best idea they had ever heard.

by Mwcmiaw October 13, 2018