Paranoid Schizophrenic

The only people on the planet who AREN'T crazy.

Guy 1: That guy's a paranoid Schizophrenic
Guy 2: Fer sure.
Guy 3: I'M TELLING YOU, THEY PUT THAT STUFF IN THE WATER!

by Crenji April 25, 2017

Paranjay

the nigga who good at soccer and has mad hoes

Johnny Sins is just like Paranjay

by Bob Jigga January 19, 2021

paranormalia

Blending words of Paranormal and anomalies(or anomalya or anomalia is a Castilian Spanish loanword). It means anomalies while such extra-ordianry activity happens like UFO's, ghost, possessions and other paranormal activity with hesitation to be believe due to someone's doing a hoax behind all of this.

Wow, that's a UFO! I've never seen a red one and it has shape of a grill.

Person 1: Whoa, is that just a silhouette or someone is making a joke?
Person 2: Someone is doing a paranormalia thing, then.

by Romjoy August 26, 2006

Paranoid Drunkophrenic

The phenomenon when drunk people get paranoid they are doing something wrong, when useally they arn't; or atleast what they are doing is not too serious.

*Police or security walks by*
Drunk: "SHIT SHIT THE COPS!!"

Normal Person: "WTF you on about, why do you care if the cops are here?"

Drunk: "They could, like, fucking arrest us"

Normal Person: "For what?... You're just a Paranoid Drunkophrenic, shut the fuck up!"

by Cozmoisme October 23, 2010

Paranormal Pepper Jack-tivity Burger

A Halloween-themed burger that comes with pepper jack cheese

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Paranormal Pepper Jack-tivity Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

Paranormal Activity

A sexual stunt, or act, in which a man is penetrating a female from behind, while he has her face a window that is open, then he tags his friend in while she isn’t looking to finish the job, meanwhile he walks by the window outside, creating a paranormal effect.

Alex: Yo bro you wanna try to pull a paranormal activity with this girl?

Matt: hell Yeah brother

by Ajak4774 July 6, 2018

Girlfriend/Boyfriend Paranoia

The type of paranoia when you think that things are connected to your girlfriend/boyfriend. You may think that your girlfriend/boyfriend is standing right next to you, or watching you while you are doing something embarrassing.

Jack: "Dude, i think i have girlfriend/boyfriend paranoia, i always think that Samantha is watching me for some reason!"
Daniel: "Damn... that sucks, i remember having that with Katie."

Lauren: "OMG!! THIS IS SOO WEIRD!"
Jessica: "Whats wrong!?"
Lauren: "Ok, this may sound weird, but i think i have girlfriend/boyfriend paranoia!
Jessica: "Whats that?"
Lauren: "Its when you think your boyfriend is watching you."
Jessica: "Oh, that must be scary"

by Bbro3 July 25, 2009