Ortonism

Ortonism is the fictitious religion that worships WWE Superstar Randy Orton.

...and the Orton cometh down to the ring of battle from the crowd of his holy Ortonism followers and smited the heathen Kurt Angle with his mighty RKO!

by Ortonist Prime June 22, 2006

David Ortiz

an overated overweight piece of flaming shit everyone thiks he's god cuz he can hit home runs, but he cannot get to first without getting ass cramps and can't field for a dead moose's last shit

david ortiz hits along drive, off the wall the outfielder relays it to the cutoff man heres the thor to first and o shit hes out cuz he cant run unless twice his body weight in mexican food in front of him

by h8crewdeathr0ll May 12, 2007

David Ortiz

A Designated Hitter for the Boston Redsox, widely believed to be a big proponent and user of Human Growth Hormones and Steroids.

Now Batting, David Ortiz. Woah, look at that back acne!

by Sah Zen July 13, 2006

Ortega

A wealthy suburb of Jacksonville, FL. Ortega girls go to private high schools, wear pearls daily, and dress in very preppy clothing. Ortega boys also wear topsiders, vineyard vines, and polo. Bow ties are essential. Golf, football, tennis, and lacrosse are popular sports. Weeklybrunch at the country club is essential, especially after a good yoga class.

Ortega kids are fratty as fuck.

by 1816362892 March 6, 2009

randy orton

An example of where a few blowjobs to higher-ups will take you in the WWE.

Any superstar who wants to be world champ, just Randy Orton your way to your goal.

by jen August 18, 2004

Ortiz

A. The act of taking your eyes off an opponent and getting twp-pieced.

Man, did you see that? They Ortiz that nigga, Johnny.

by Raizen82 September 24, 2011

raphael ortiz

1. artist who is said to have been a key player in the "destructivism" movement, smashing pianos and killing chickens in protest to the Vietnam War (yes, it's ridiculously stupid, but he didn't think so). after his lame career fizzled out and he helped found some stupid museum no one goes to, he became a professor at Mason Gross (Rutgers University), where the 74 year old pervert still teaches to this day. now, he has a much more important role smashing college students' dreams, telling them everything they do is wrong, and pretending he knows everything when in reality he knows little about anything at all.

2. term used to describe an arrogant prick; references artist from 1960s.

"Who cares what he thinks, he's just another Raphael Ortiz."

by running duck December 11, 2008