Nurple

A weird skin tag type thing that old dogs can get. Its not damaging

Look at that old dogs it has a nurple

by Djdnsmdmfmfm January 20, 2022

Nurgled

Contracting some sort of illness. Anything from a STD, the common cold, to the worst disease you could ever imagine.

Guy: Hey, I can’t come into work today. I got nurgled.

Boss: Alright, come into tomorrow. Hope you feel better!

Guy#1: I think I this chick nurgled me at the party we went to last night.
Guy#2Damn. You should get that checked out.

by Hthwkekkjwjdhebjkdjwheg1111111 June 5, 2022

Nurpleteen

Silas M. Lanthorn's favorite color, a mix of navy blue, tangerine, and purple.

Nurpleteen is my favorite color.

by ify yf February 5, 2023

Nurdle

A penis that is so flaccid that it resembles a limp noodle.

Bro,it's so cold out here that my nurdle is turtling!

by Goose420 February 13, 2023

NurtecGa

A term used to describe Lardy FadGa’s infamous sellout to the pharmaceutical industry in 2023 by collaborating in a commercial and instagram ad with Nurtec®️, a migraine drug. Despite an overwhelming majority of her fans telling her to remove the instagram ad, it remains on her profile to this day.

NurtecGa is such a sellout, I heard they paid her for the commercial by swiping their card at the Oscars.

by obgynsfw August 20, 2023

nurgle

Long before this became a fictional proper name, it was a transitive verb. Meaning to creat scrap by accident or through incompetence.

The drill snapped and Henry competely nurgled the gurning bracket.

by cluckluck September 22, 2023

Nurple

Pinching to make the (n)ipple p(urple) - Nurple

I will nurple your ass

by Nurple Master September 23, 2023