Throw a nutty

A sudden spike in energy after suffering from cabin fever in the dead of winter, which is spent by sprinting, jumping, and playing intensely.

My dog, Bingo, will throw a nutty after spending too much time indoors by sprinting from room to room in a circular manner and jumping on furniture.

by Jiggerbat April 23, 2009

Double wide nutty buddy

An obese person(s) in an orgy/gangbang

“Man Trisha was wild last night! Definitely our new double wide nutty buddy.”

by Mutton Chop Mysteries August 1, 2019

Nutty pot

Similar to a neti pot, a nutty pot is when one ejaculates their semen into another's nostril, and it comes out the other nostril

girl: my Oh my, I think I'm coming up with a cold, my nose is all stuffy

guy: sounds like you could use a nutty pot!

by hornydingo March 1, 2015

the nutty professor

when one gets completly smashed and is hard-up for some pussy. he sees a female at the bar, all that matters is she has 4 working limbs and a mouth. you take her home and think shes skinny like Buddy Love. you then roll over the next morning to unveil that she has turned into Professor Klump.

After a long abstinent semester of college, Lance was hard-up for some butt. With the beer goggles on, he took home the first decent piece he found. He then woke up to discover he was a victim of The Nutty Professor

by Firestine 332 November 6, 2006

nutty buddy

when you diarrhea all over your nut sack

i was laying down and shat all over my ball sack, now i have a nutty buddy

by CAB1 May 21, 2009

Nutty

When a girl is so hot and she got ass, she is nutty

Lana Rhoades is pretty nutty

by weetrom September 13, 2020

The Nutty Professor

When one commits the act of jerking off his genitalia in a jar of crunchy peanutbutter and gets a nut stuck up in his ureathra.

I was rubin one out in the peanutbutter but then I had to call it quits cause the Nutty Professor walked in.

by Spider November 16, 2004