jack nipples

Next to nothing.

Man, I asked for a lot for Christmas but got jack nipples!

by Bo__jangles April 25, 2017

Arm Nipples

When your Nipple slides into your pit.

My Arm Nipples wont go away said Reilyn.

by Nip Trip July 21, 2017

t nipples

Often used as to tell someone they have tiny nipples or sometimes a tiny penis.

Bruh you have T nipples and they’re fucking small as shit. Make them grow

by lil small za October 17, 2017

Finger Nipples

This is not your ordinary nipple. The nipple is long and skinny resembling a finger. These nipples are usually on fine-ass women with fat asses. You can measure the nipple by putting it between the beginning of two fingers on one hand. The nipple must stick out past the width of the fingers to be considered a finger nipple. These nipples are perfect for sucking on or even jacking off. Legend has it, that two babies can be breastfed on one breast at the same time if it's a true finger nipple.

Yo, I just banged Aubrey, you won't believe this, but her finger nipples were hard af and pierced through her shirt!!

by Coolbreezex82x July 8, 2022

Hamburger Nipples

When you wear a shirt that rubs against your nipples and your nipple's become raw and chafed, giving the appearance of raw hamburger.

Bro this shirt is given me hamburger nipples.

by BigDaddyBear53 September 10, 2023

New shirt nipples

When someone forgets to iron out the creases that intersect at the nipples on a new dress shirt. They are seen most often at weddings and other formal events where people who rarely dress up are forced to.

"Check it out! Terry forgot to iron out his new shirt nipples!"

by Plan February 5, 2013

fed-ex nipples

Nipples that stretch so far out that you could mail them to someone and they would still be attached.

"Did you see Jessica's fed-ex nipples? They go on for miles."

by Sponjizz1930 June 18, 2014