Kermit Murder

Like committing murder, but only it just sounds catchier and is obviously more appealing to your average killer. It's also what your friends will want to do if you won't stop having one-on-one conversations on the group chat.

Friend 1: If you two don't shut up about smurfs I swear I'm gonna Kermit murder
Friend 2: But they're just so funny lmao
Friend 3: ikr lol smurfs
Friend 1: -grabs a shovel-
Friend 2 and 3: RUN

by THE._.GAY April 13, 2020

murdering the rainbow

Using an excessive variety of colours in Excel.

"So I put the row subtotals in pink on a blue background, these column subtotals in orange on a black background, put the totals in tangerine on a teal background and highlighted the negative values in fuchsia. This should make it really clear to understand. What is your problem?"

"You're murdering the rainbow."

by polony November 24, 2013

post-murder

When a person defiles the integrity of a Facebook post by excessively commenting on it or ruining a joke.

Post: "Haha, Randy where are you shoes?"

Friend: "Yeah Randy was much too wasted!!!"
Friend: "At that party last night..."
Friend: "...where Randy lost his shoes."
Other Friend: dude...post-murder :/

by Midnight Manatee August 22, 2011

Murder Jerking

The act of masturbating while envisioning the gruesome murder of the person you would be fucking.

Because we used to be in love, Murder Jerking is the only way to get my head straight when dealing with my ex.

by x BILKO x September 7, 2016

Murder prank

A trick that is taken way to far, but then treated in light hearted manner when the matter is addressed.

Person 1: "Oh, I am sorry that I crashed your car. It was just a prank."

Person 2:"Yes, a murder prank!"

by Jessica Potgieter August 18, 2016

murder harvey

A semi-flacid erection derived from an act of violence.

He used to get murder boners, but after so many victims, he could only muster up a murder Harvey.

by Harvey Sporter January 25, 2008

step murder

When you Jack-off on to the floor or street then stomp on it thus killing millions of innocent people!

Man, that guy was so fucked up He dropped his pants and committed a Step Murder!

by Dawnrazor December 4, 2018