Mashing Potatoes

When your having sex with a girl and she squirts on your face then you throw up.

I was mashing potatoes last night then had to take a shower to wash the filth off .

by Doofenshmirtz1218 December 21, 2024

Mossing

Nakedly walking by an individual and brushing them with your pubic hairs.

Bitch be mossing me.

by Refs67 January 17, 2025

Mushing

A slang name for a man who enjoys having sex with pigs.

Look there goes that dirty mushing pig fucker

by Chinese Snorkel February 26, 2026

Mossing

Slowing down enough to actually be somewhere. Forest bathing, appreciating nature, chilling, taking your time, relaxing, sitting in the park, resting, practicing mindfulness, breathing deeply, taking it all in, connecting with the Earth, the sacred, and the broader web of life

When you say "let's go mossing" your man's response should be "I can't put my finger on how or why but you make so much sense

I don't have plans today, just gonna moss and see what happens

by heyhannah March 2, 2026

Mothing

Seeking a place to visit at night, typically for the purposes of socialising or partying, by walking around looking for who has their lights on. Most typically an activity in Australian holiday shack communities.

Looks like Boris is out mothing again.

by Kelahbs January 1, 2026

eskimo mushing

Where you turn your A/C all the way up and pour water into the vagina and let it freeze. Promptly after freezing you stick a dildo in and crush the ice to where it flows out of the vagina like a glacier.

Joan's vagina was like an harsh Alaskan winter after her Eskimo Mushing.

by BradleyMills April 13, 2014

dick mashing the food

a north country way of saying don't expect this meal to be that great before we taste it!

shit,we just got to this restaurant. this is plattsburgh ya know! There's not even a red lobster here anymore. so, don't go dick mashing the food in this place just yet!

by plowpimp January 13, 2015